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20 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Everyone enjoys a good chuckle, so when things are stressful (exam time, anyone?) and you want your students to unwind, try using one of our favorite kid-friendly knock-knock jokes.
Our Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited too!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry
